When did we elect Chuck Schumer president?

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When did we elect Chuck Schumer president?

Apparently I’m suffering from Rip Van Winkle disease because I could have sworn that when I went to sleep last night Charles Schumer was only a senator from the state of New York, but this morning on the front page of the fish wrap he was calling for the Attorney General’s resignation and had three candidates in mind for the AG’s replacement.

What’s next? Nancy Pelosi will be Speaker of the House and Charles Rangel will be the Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee… Ha, ha, ha!

What?

That really happened?

Oh my God, you mean this isn’t just a bad dream!

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