The following comes from Brian over at Plunderbund.
Inspired by Andrew Sullivan’s amusing open letter to Osama about coloring his beard, I worked up this quick photochop with the Gimp.
I would have started messing with the text on the box art, but dammit - I said this was quick.
Whew! It’s been, what… like a gazillion years (or at least a couple hundred according to our friends at the Creation Museum) since Moses (or a guy that looked like Charlton Heston) came down from Mount Sinai with the Ten Commandments. It’s about time for Christianity to get an update.
Thank God the Vatican announced today it’s Ten Commandments […]
Boy oh boy, things are really happening on Ohio’s North Coast: leading the local news tonight was Mayor Frank “Inaction” Jackson’s (FIJ) efforts to make good on his bet with mayor Phil Hardberger of San Antonio after our Cavaliers got shellaced by their Spurs.
After spending what seems like an eternity hiding out in an “undisclosed […]
Rosie O’Donnell recommended for a new job -
Bob Barker backs Rosie O’Donnell for ‘The Price is Right’
POSTED: 4:57 p.m. EDT, June 16, 2007
Story Highlights
• Barker said he did not know if CBS wants a woman for show
• Said his friend O’Donnell will have a meeting with executives
• Barker retired from game show after 35 years […]
Finally…
Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson was indicted today.
No news yet on whether global warming has affected the temperature of the cash hidden in his freezer.
I’ll let the videos tell the story, but seriously…
They do bear a striking resemblance.
Listen to the two of them talk. They never quite finish their sentences. Plus it sounds like they’ve got tissue paper in their mouths.
They both go off on wild tangents.
I think it’s time for a little birth certificate investigation.
DITKA
VS.
MURTHA
You decide.
… they go and do something smart.
Granted it took a TV station in a foreign land to put a hit out on Hugo Chavez, but hey you gotta give these guys their props…
Of course the Contrived News Network (CNN) couldn’t resist including itself in those targeted by the Venezuelan authorities. Yeah those folks in […]
You win Mr. President! Just like my policy of cut and run, I surrender!
Congratulations Madame Speaker…
you’ve accomplished nothing so we thought you might need a bigger tool to help you get your job done.
This is brilliant… roll-over and click on the image for full effect.
Great work from our friends at the Chief Source. Hat tip JMZ.
I’ve been deluged lately by McCainiac emails suggesting to me that I should be more supportive of their chosen candidate’s aversion to government pork. Apparently they didn’t take too kindly to my post last week about being a little ticked at the McCain campaign for their less than easy to follow web links. […]
