“Aloha” translated… and Elvis was gay
In Hawaiian, “aloha” means “go @#$% yourself Ohio’s 10th District.”
From yesterday’s Openers:
Touting his presidential campagn in Hawaii over the weekend, Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich called himself the “Aloha candidate” during a Hawaiian television interview in which he wore a white lei over his dark suit.
As the people of Cleveland’s west side wonder what the future holds for the local economy and our children’s future in the region, the Conman’s out on the islands getting leid.
Please allow me to digress.
The Conman’s Hawaiian swing culminated with the following:
Ala Moana — Poetry slam and fundraiser, 8:30 p.m.-midnight, Hawaiian Hut, Ala Moana Hotel.
- I’ll bet the moaning was noticeable by the night’s end – which begs the question, did DK drop any slamworthy rhymes?
Kucinich-Ho in ‘08!
Campaign theme song – “Tiny Bubbles” (which happens to match the mental volume of the average Kucinichite).
What’s that you say? “Don Ho’s dead.”
The irony is so obvious that it requires no explanation.
By the way that’s Don Ho with Elvis. It’s hard to believe that the King and Ho were lovers and nobody ever figured it out until now. But more importantly, does that mean that the Conman is gay? – not that there’s anything wrong with that… imagine, gay Elvis. Who’s next John Wayne?
Get Real, a real gay guy would never wear a white lei over a dark suit and a real gay American would never go to Syria and apologize for being an American.
Well said.
Kucinich was here (Maui) and well supported. He has no chance in winning, yet he does talk in a positive manor. Peace, Love, doing the right thing, integrity and so on. whether or not he’s gay isn’t that a personal decision. His wife is gorgeous. If he wins at all he will be assassinated by the force of sure hate and ignorance. Aloha is the breath of life.