In the belly of a great Strom
No that’s not a typo, apparently 
the dark underlord of the undisclosed location, Vice President Dick Cheney, has been traveling to faraway parts unknown recently aboard an experimental RV chained to the floor of the holding bay of the U.S. military transport the “Spirit of Strom Thurmond.”
The Thurmond, a C17 military cargo plane crewed out of Charleston, South Carolina was pressed into service when Air Force Two developed electrical problems during Cheney’s current “Stay Out of D.C. Until Scooter’s Trial Ends” world tour.
No word yet on whether or not the Thurmond’s crew is comprised of any of the “Spirits of The Reverend Al Sharpton’s Relatives“.
